Moonshado’s Mammoth Monday Musing …… delayed

Instead its Tuesdays Terrific Tantalizing Top Ten

So I have been very busy and slightly stressed at work doing reviews this week which has me missing my Monday musing. So I thought this week I would pull a trick out of David Lettermen’s hat and do a top ten list.

Top ten things I have learned in my current relationship.

10 – My back itches more than it ever did.
9 – It is acceptable to have curtains and mini-blinds.
8 – There is more than one type of lotion. (hands, feet, body etc)
7 – The coldest part of your partner’s body is always the part that touches you first in bed.
6 – In a relationship “Nice” does not mean the same thing as it does in a dictionary.
5 – Neither does “Fine”
4 – You don’t have to use the same bath towel all week.
3 – When someone reminds you 5 times that there is cake mix in the cupboard they want you to make cake.
2 – The end of a hair brush is a fine place to store “scrunchies”
1 – That I love Amity.

Thought I would have a little fun enjoy.